1. Illegal abortion.
2. Shooting yourself in the gut.
3. Stabbing yourself in the gut.
4. Drinking enough alcohol to kill off the fetus.
5. Falling down from very high up.
6. Deep-sea scuba diving?
7. Taking enough drugs of any kind to kill off the fetus.
8. Car accidents.
9….
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
(Source: surranas, via gabbyawuma)
2012: the year of the archers ⇢
LOL PERFECTION XDD
I wasn’t going to reblog this. Ever. Really, I wasn’t. And then Legolas turned up…
(via l0uissuspenders)